Theme : Theme
Welcome, we’re sorry to report that This Event is Cancelled, is, once again, going to be a burn this year, in the nature of other things that might be classified a burn.
A burn is an experience of small and great magnitude, often experienced and referred to as an event. And event of much burndom and great burnitry. A more burniest event, there has not been for some time.
The event has had more people buy tickets than any other burn in the history other burn in the history of man. Even aliens. Anyone who says differently is a loser.
The event is tied together by a great and important theme. When you know this theme, you will know more about the event, and yourself, and the event and theme so closely tie everything together in the themes greatness, that you will surely understand.
Theme is an important part of every event. Theme applies to so many areas of that event in various, particular and unparticular ways. In the end, it’s important for you choose the amount of theme you apply to the event, your place in the event, and your daily life while thinking about the event.
The event is always a part of you, and the theme is a part of it. The theme is a part of you. This year, the theme will be the most literal and important take on a theme and event. It truly is.
We love Burns, and we love effigies. Nobody makes a better effigy than we do. You look at Gateway, and you look at Resonance, and you can see. We will build a better effigy and we will build it for cheaper, and InterFuse will pay. It’s that simple. You know how we do it? It’s people like yourself. We love the volunteers, many volunteers work for us, and we give ‘em a great Burn. Those other so called Burns all build fake effigies and exploit the working class. So sad.