This is the world-famous NEWBIE NIGHT, aka Newbie Orientation, aka Oh my gosh I just found out I can go to Burning Man this year and I have no idea what to do-night. So! You’re going to Burning Man, eh? But you’ve never been there before and either know nothing about it, not much about it, a little more than something about it, or think you know everything you need to know but maybe you’re missing something important. This is the place for you! We’ll fill you in on all the things you need to know and get to make this the trip of your lifetime. Show up, dammit! This info can do you a world of good, and missing out may make your trip not as great as it could be. Seriously, folks! The desert is no place to just wing it!